the-new-holidays:

May 15th – Stupid Decisions Commemoration is tomorrow!
Time to party in recognition of the fact you’ve been an idiot many times over. And so has everyone else.

Why you should celebrate:We’ve all made a number of dumb choices in our lives – so celebrate this one day with friends to share…

wheninlawschool:

I’m like:

cattonging:

El Gar brings us the most epic cat tonging video in history, starting none other than Yankee Star Silver Trophy.

bedsider:

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we’ve decided this Method Monday to feature the only method of birth control available on the U.S. market that protects against both pregnancy and STDs (a.k.a. STIs). You know it, you love it, you probably think of it every time you hear the phrase “safe…

basvanoerle:

Perry/Palin 2016: Beyond Thunderdome

Get the print here !

There’s nothing positive about this. Ugh.

choochoobear:

Apparently this will be DC’s redesign for the character Harley Quinn.  As you can see, pretty much everything harlequin-ish about the character will be removed and she’s just in booty shorts and a corset, making her look like a stripper’s attempt at 90’s “extreme” superheroes more than the clown queen of crime.

Jesus fucking Christ, DC, what the fuck is wrong with you?

thedailywhat:

[Enter Arrested Development Reference Here] of the Day: An extremely rare electric-blue lobster was recently caught off the coast of Prince Edward Island’s North Shore.

How extremely rare are blue lobsters? Only one out of every four million gets to be this shade of awesome due to a genetic mutation.

Fisherman Blair Doucette and his wife Wendy told CBC News they are considering donating their one-in-several-lifetimes catch to an aquarium.

[cbc / fark.]